Another triumph for the Party!

Comrades, just before Christmas and following on from our last post on a true triumph for Public Health the Party now has another healthcare achievement to celebrate as it appears that we now have in the United Kingdom the fattest bastards in Europe.

Now comrades, being fat is not a crime, indeed most comrade patients regard it as their right or even the norm and it is never, ever their own fault. Of course the Party and its organ cited above will blame the lard epidemic on those who daily force feed food into their patients’ own mouths namely their idle, overpaid NHS healthcare professionals who do nothing else useful on a daily basis but are paid millions for doing so.

You have to admire how comrade patients are so poorly served by their healthcare professionals in the UK for all those who are overweight will have HAD to PAY for eating THEIR OWN food (disgusting) in contrast to their healthcare (not worth paying for) which is a clear indication of what comrade patients value most here in the UK.

Free healthcare sod it we don’t pay for it we will abuse it is free. Cheap food bring it on and we will misuse it too its cheap (and the food companies care for us they have to do as we spend more money with them per year than we pay for general practice services) and we don’t have to book an appointment to abuse it. Just have to chuffing wait at the tills, disgusting when I could be smoking and watching daytime TV.

Supermarkets make money the NHS merely spends it. 

Everyday those involved in healthcare are trying to prevent this epidemic and do daily listen to the fat bastards, giant haystacks and lardarses of this ill health epidemic (and of course their abuse towards those who dare to challenge their unhealthy behaviour) as they all continue to take the 5^th amendment and say it is never, ever their own (self-inflicted) fault. How could it be as the NHS is a no blame, self-preservation society completely free at the point of abuse regardless of cost to the nonpaying punter or those who actually pay taxes (on their food)? 

Food is zero rated for VAT in the UK in contrast to tampons.

All those on the lard epidemic front line will be sick of hearing the lardarses’ triple of fake science excuses namely I always eat healthily, I am always on the go and I never eat anything and yet none of these comrade patient scientists has ever won a Nobel prize for doing so. However they all get the booby prize physically at first but ultimately the one we prefer the Reaper Reward for extreme obesity above and beyond the call of idleness and greed personified.

Death.

If only healthcare was that simple and lucky for more often than not they form a catalogue of chronic untreatable diseases all completely preventable and ultimately resulting in numerous home visits to relatively young immobile patients (before they die) except for the fact that the patient is always in denial of the cause of the problem even though they look at it each day in the mirror and in their kitchen and they think I am an Adonis but my GP is a twat for telling me otherwise.

The food just found its way into my mouth, officer, I had no NHS Choice.

Obesity kills and injures just like weapons of war but it does so on the quiet. It is not clever and fat bastards on wards and in general practice are idle overeaters and just like smokers and drinkers expect the NHS to pick up the health costs for their own selfish, self centred, self-inflicted destruction and subsequent healthcare costs that all three groups leave behind them wherever they go to the NHS. 

But remember comrade the non paying customer in the NHS is always right. 

This healthcare detritus increases following their every mouthful of greedy excess and puffs of destruction before being deposited like a ton of dung at the point of ultimate abuse which is completely free to a nation of such abusers.

The NHS.

Their taxes in the form of duties do not cover their healthcare costs but some of them claim to pay them and this they think justifies their existence and misuse of the NHS. All of this is totally legal in the UK.

British society has become a nation of excuses for self-inflicted ill health where anything wrong with a patient is never ever their own fault but whenever a healthcare need is generated as a result it is always totally free at the point of abuse so why bother to worry?

You can always blame someone else.

And get treated for free whatever, whenever.

Still Public Health England has a cunning plan so obesity will be over before Easter . . .

Praise be to the Party for yet another healthcare success to do Britain proud that once again puts UK socialized medicine up at the top of another world league table.