VE Day.

Comrades the 27/03/18 is a day to break out the vodka and caviar for today is VE day in other words Viagra in England day. The BBC reported this morning that for the first time ever in the world you will be able to get it over the counter (ooh er misses) without a prescription. 

Dirty little buggers.

Now this has been a long time coming (behave) for if you can remember the Party initially rationed Viagra to only certain groups of worthy patients on prescription presumably to prevent an epidemic of fornication and sexual deviants in the UK. They even decreed how many pills (bonks) a month the worthy could have under the NHS’s benevolent Party care. 

This was no doubt based on the well-known Party formula of one bonk per child. Anything else outside this accepted moral majority and Daily Mail reader formula meant that those outside of the worthy groups would have to pay for theirs and deservedly had to do so the dirty little buggers. 

The Party then eased its grip on control of its organs (stop it) and allowed the generic version to be issued on prescription to all who needed it in contrast to only those most worthy of an effective treatment for ED.

Note to readers ED here means Erectile Dysfunction as opposed to Emergency Departments which currently have their own problems with keeping things up (Party targets before you start).

Now it appears that you can just pop down to your local pharmacy and after a consultation with the chemist ask for something (else) for the weekend (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) and be allowed to walk (wank?) away with 4 pills, strength unknown possibly mid range 50mg per tablet for £ 19.99.

The item on the BBC was full and frank but it appears to have upset some of our guardians of public morals here in the UK for the part of the body the drug works on was mentioned on breakfast time TV (disgusting). Now you could hardly talk about a drug that treats a chest infection without mentioning the word chest but some think otherwise?

Dirty little buggers at the BBC says the high minded Sun newspaper who until recently happily displayed young women’s breasts on their page 3 that you could see at breakfast time in your morning paper from 1970 until 2015 on a daily basis. But mention Viagra once and that is then truly disgusting to our moral guardians here in the UK.

For those in Northern Ireland, Wales, Scotland and 90% of Englanders your Viagra as generic sildendafil on prescription is still free. You wouldn’t want for to be caught paying or it would you?

Still U-turns by the Party are always appreciated by those with short sight and hairy palms but before you think a trip to your local chemist will save you time and money bear in mind that if you are one of the only 10% of people in England who pay the prescription charge then a prescription from your GP will still be cheaper than a trip to the chemist. (£ 8.60 vs chemist £ 19.99 but a GP prescription covers all strengths and potentially unlimited quantity). 

Dirty little buggers. 

Praise be to the Party for now allowing sex via every retail pharmacy in the UK for a price and for finally reversing its hypocrisy regarding drugs on the NHS that work.